Having a spot of trouble
I'm quite busy for the next few days, so I won't get to it till next week.
Until then you may point and make snickering sounds at this template. It's pretty minimalist so it won't take you're insults personally. It's much more highbrow than that.
Oh, and while I'm gone you may use the "Send message to my cell" box at the bottom there to send me notes of affirmation and questions about when all the white will disappear.