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The London Review of Books usually has some interesting advertisements.
Well written at least.
Attractive, well appointed lady 48, desirable location. Original features in tact, slim build, all mod cons, well decorated. Positive outlook, south facing, south Manchester. Recently on market, anticipated quick take up. Viewing highly recommended. No nutters please. Strictly classy, strictly classified.
box no. 19/04
In similar vein, a guy I worked with placed the following ad:
ReplyDelete"Biochemistry graduate biker seeks pre-Rapaelite goddess for wheelies."
He got a succession of multiple divorcees with peroxide hair and psychological problems. Not at all what he had in mind.