Wednesday, September 15, 2021

Joke of the Day

a farmer friend sent me this today.

I laughed out loud after I had worked my way through it.



Jacob (age 92) and Rebecca (age 89), living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The Works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "​An​ything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?" Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "​Ok good, ​We'd like to use this store as our Bridal​ Registry!

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