Lark News is reporting that The Rapture occurred March 31, 2005, at 9:43 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time.
...and took both people on the planet whose theology was exactly correct.
Dan Wilson of Ottawa, Canada, was snatched away while sleeping.
"He spent years refining his eschatological scheme," says his wife. "Just last week he told me he had it all right, but I still disagreed with him on a minor point. I regret that now."
Rejna Thanawalla of New Delhi, India, also experienced the Rapture, say friends.
"She knew exactly what the books of Revelation and Daniel meant," they say. "Sadly, none of us listened to her."
In a surprise, Tim LaHaye says he was "slightly wrong on the subject of the Beast," and was left behind. Other prophecy experts say they, too, botched minor points in their end times charts.
"Looks like we'll have to stay and wait this out," said one disappointed pastor.
At least one was a Canadian.
More Lark, here.
It's only a minor surprise that Tim LaHaye was left behind, since he has stated that his books are fiction. However, what is really surprising is that Hal Lindsey, the authority on eschatological matters (only slightly revised over the last 30 years as history unfolded as he didn't predict) wasn't taken.
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