Ok, this two people, two blogs thing is getting dangerous. (I can't spin as easily!)
I'm going into Zellers with Her hot on my heels. How many times have I asked her to walk alongside me, not behind me...
And as I grab the door and pull, I feel this sharp pain in my elbow. It's her nose.
And then her eyes water and she starts to laugh. And laugh. And laugh, and giggle and snort.
I pick up speed mainly because I don't want to be associated with a laughing, snorting, attention draw-er. (In this city of ex-cons and parolees, keep a low profile.)
Two things.
A) Yes, she is that short where her nose comes up to my elbow.
2) And yes, she will often be completely unaware of her surroundings.
I think that's why she married me. I can see further than her, into the distance, and I'm usually very aware and on my guard of my surroundings.
Just so you know my side of things.
I don't know how you two do it, but you both manage to put a big smile on my face on a regular basis...
ReplyDeleteI like that survival angle: you're aware of what's going on, she snorts as a warning to anyone who gets nearby. Such teamwork!