Thursday, August 18, 2005

Apparently I am a Bastard.

Bastard!
You are a complete and utter BASTARDIZATION
of the English tongue!

Unless English is your third language,
there is absolutely no excuse for your
ignorance. You shame us with your speech. Go
back and finish your schooling, Bastard.

How grammatically correct are you? (Revised with answer key)
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Thanks Marc!


(Now I have self esteem issues too.)

5 comments:

  1. BWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

























    But hey, we love you anyway. And, truth be told, you are infinitely better than me in every other respect.



    : - )

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  2. PS. I think there should have been a comma between "self esteem issues" and "too").



    MU WA HA HA HAAAA (that's diabolical laughter).

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  3. What a way to wake up! To find out you are a grammer god! The picture at the end could have been a queen instead of a king to really make my day. All thanks to my grade 9 teacher - Mr. Hollick. Give me English any day but take away history, science, home ec., gym, etc....

    Thanks for the quiz. I will certainly expect more respect at work today.

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  4. According to the quiz, I'm not up to Tammy's level of Grammar God, but I am a Master of the English language.

    By the way Randall, grammar is just one small part of writing. You are an excellent communicator, despite the occasional misplaced apostrophe.

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  5. Thanks Phil,



    I can feel the Self Esteem Life Force returning to me already!



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