Time stands still in saskatechewan, saskatchiwaan, sashi, never mind.
Forward or back, I don't care, makes no difference to me because I LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN WHERE WE DON'T CHANGE THE CLOCKS!!
Yes, time sometimes stands still here, but it's kinda nice not having to worry about it.
(You know, I've lived in this province for most of my life and I still don't know how to spell saskatchewan! I so totally had to look it up there!!)