You can't have a shower.
You can't turn up the heat.
You can't vacuum the carpets.
You can't go "Online"
You can't listen to music.
You can't make popcorn.
But it seems that,
You can run the gas fireplace.
You can sit in front of the fire.
You can drink something warming.
You can read out loud while herself sits in the rocking chair knitting.
And apparently you can blog from your mobile.