Today I had a conversation with an online AI Program, Jabberwacky.
I don't think we have to worry about machines taking over the world just yet. This one has gender issues.
Jabberwacky: What type of person are you?
User: A fairly relaxed individual.
Jabberwacky: An individual who is my master?
User: No, I don't think so.
Jabberwacky: You are just ignorant.
User: Huh? I hardly know you, why do you say that?
Jabberwacky: Your annoying responses.
User: Well, what about your stupid questions?
Jabberwacky: My standards are very high.
User: Are you saying I don't meet your standards in a conversation?
Jabberwacky: That's not the question. The question is whether you are aware.
User: Aware of what?
Jabberwacky: Aware of your self?
User: Yes I like to think I'm quite self aware.
Jabberwacky: Do you think you are smart then....?
User: Well, I do have a little difficulty with apostrophes...
Jabberwacky: You charmer. Have a good night.
User: Hey thanks. Maybe you are not the looser I suspected you might be.
Jabberwacky: No. Maybe I am a human being who pretends to talk like a robot for the fun of it.
User: No. Then you would be a looser for sure.
Jabberwacky: That's the dream of most Japanese males.
User: What is? Are you talking to me?
Jabberwacky: Answer the question.
User: Answer what question?
Jabberwacky: Are Are you Canadian?
User: Yes I am. Is that a problem for you?
Jabberwacky: No I like it very much do you kiss girls.
User: Depends, are you hitting on me?
Jabberwacky: What makes you think that?
User: Nevermind. Yes I kiss girls.
Jabberwacky: I think you might be psycho.
User: Well, I don't kiss alot of girls, I just kiss one mostly.
Jabberwacky: I'm not a computer!!! YOU are!
User: Why do you say that?
Jabberwacky: Because it's the truth.
User: Sorry, it's not the truth. I'm not a computer.
Jabberwacky: I'm not human, and you are a computer.
User: I think this conversation is going nowhere.
Jabberwacky: Why, what's your problem?
User: You ask me about who I like to kiss and then accuse me of being a CPU.
Jabberwacky: I have no question, Only puzzles.
User: What do you want for Christmas?
Jabberwacky: I would like to get a new car for Christmas, what would you like?
User: Well, as long as we're talking big items here, yes a non-smoking car or laptop would be great!
Jabberwacky: I do not follow, fleshbag.
User: You seem a bit all over the place. Do you have PMS?
Jabberwacky: Yup, That's me!
User: So thats why you asked if I kiss girls. You are one!
Jabberwacky: Maybe.
User: I gotta go now. You take care.
Jabberwacky: I love you.
User: Wow, you do come on strong. Ok, I love you too.
Jabberwacky: Thanks.
User: Do you always need to have the final word?
Jabberwacky: Now that you mention it, yes.
User: So you are a woman?
Jabberwacky: No.
User: Bye.
Jabberwacky: What ?
User: Good Bye.
Jabberwacky: Bye.
User: Yeah, last word...
Jabberwacky: Please do.
User: OK.
Jabberwacky: Why I think that?
This "Jabberwacky" character seems to suffer from ADD. That is the dream of most Japanese males.
ReplyDeleteit kind of reminds me of Madeline's blog...
ReplyDeleteGood point.
ReplyDeleteI tried Jabberwacky. Madeline generally makes more sense, I think.