Saturday at Walmart
However, the snag in that seasonal dumpingness, is that we have two broken shovels. So today I stopped in at Walmart to pick up a shovel. And I remembered that you just don't stop in at Walmart, to pick up a shovel.
What a stupid sad excuse for Christmas cheer. Unbelievable oppressiveness and darkness chintzed up as good will to all men.
It was Ho Ho Ho-riffic.