Death By Pedestrianism
So how many neurons and synapses need to fire to figure out that it would be unwise to walk in the middle of the driving lane????
Even with the sidewalk right there??
Or better yet, lets wander into traffic while txting our friends on how bad the weather is, and have to be yanked out of the way at the last minute by a friend, so that some shmucks slow moving, yet sliding on sheer ice towards me van won't hit me.
That whole natural selection thing is underrated.
The ones who don't think or take care, bump, off they go to their eternal reward.