An elderly couple is attending church.
About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
via. Somebody who shall remain nameless
One of the funniest things I've read in a while. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteObscene.... Pastor's aren't supposed to endorse potty-humour. :)
ReplyDeletenot even potty mouthed pastors?
ReplyDeleteAn elderly couple ARE attending church?
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Oh the joys of a mature digestive system, busily heralding its continued functioning.
:(
Hahaha
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