And now for something completely different

An elderly couple is attending church.
About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'


via. Somebody who shall remain nameless

Comments

  1. One of the funniest things I've read in a while. Thank you.

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  2. Obscene.... Pastor's aren't supposed to endorse potty-humour. :)

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  3. not even potty mouthed pastors?

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  4. An elderly couple ARE attending church?

    ;)

    Oh the joys of a mature digestive system, busily heralding its continued functioning.

    :(

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