Thursday, November 13, 2008

And now for something completely different

An elderly couple is attending church.
About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'


via. Somebody who shall remain nameless

5 comments:

  1. One of the funniest things I've read in a while. Thank you.

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  2. Obscene.... Pastor's aren't supposed to endorse potty-humour. :)

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  3. An elderly couple ARE attending church?

    ;)

    Oh the joys of a mature digestive system, busily heralding its continued functioning.

    :(

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