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Music is the key that will unlock all those subconscious childhood Christmas memories sleeping silently just below the surface of your inner pain. Each Christmas song is lodged in there, stuck, and only comes out when coaxed with a little snowfall.
So, to help release your inner carol singer, follow these three simple steps.
First, head on over to www.accuradio.com/holidays/ and select your favourite blend of Christmas music from one of their many available channels of Holiday goodness.
Then, thanks to the good people at the Prince Albert Daily Herald, download a .pdf of Sing Along Christmas Song sheets. Download the song sheets here and print them off.
Finally, get into the Christmas fun zone by listening to the songs of your childhood Christmases. Then take your song sheet and go stand outside your neighbours residence and with full gusto (and perhaps just a wee bit of dutch courage) start bellowing out the great anthems of the season.
Your Christmas Heart will grow twice it's size.
And what happened then...?
Well...in Who-ville they say
That the Grinch's small heart
Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light
And he brought back the toys! And the food for the feast!
The Grinch carved the roast beast!
Cheers, and Merry Christmas.