Vacation. Day One.
Its officially day one of my vacation, and Herself is sitting beside me on the couch, playing some of her games on her phone.
She has just enquired as to what the heck I'm chewing on and biting here in my mouth because it may make her crazy and candy is meant to be enjoyed by sucking on it, not chewing on and biting in half.
Well Diary, this will be an awesome first week, I'm sure of it.
Tomorrow will be day two.